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Every morning a dude comes to a newspaper stand, demands a copy of the Washington Post, after only a brief glance at the title page puts it down and walks away. One day the vendor finally asks: “Why do you purchase a paper you don’t read?” – “I’m interested in the obituaries only.” – “But the obituaries are more towards the end.” – “Well, the obituary I am awaiting will be on the title page.”

